Hello everyone! We are pleased to announce that tickets for La Cucina are now available!!! 🥳🤩

https://tinyurl.com/lacucinatickets

Get yours now to make sure you're there to witness Deep Violet's kitchen nightma- I mean, extravaganza... 😳

It’s a scandal you want, and feast you shall get!

A very grateful thank you from the depths of my heart to everyone who has made it possible to reach our ‘minimum need’ of £1900. The kitchen is bustling with excitement to get everything ready for your arrival as you are and forever will be our secret ingredient. XOXOXO

As we prepare we would like to welcome our wonderful new addition Ryan McLean, BSL Interpreter who will be joining us for this vivacious occasion. 

The ticket link is coming your way, and we still have one final push to reach our final goal of £2200 to support our production in all its glory so do share far and wide. Big or small, your support makes such a difference.

Voluptuously Yours,

V

You all are such a tease! I know we barely know each other, but you’re going to change that very soon with 61% of our goal raise so far. That is mind-blowing, and it will be reciprocated ;)

In other titillating news: we have a venue!!! La Cucina will be performed at *drum roll please* Two Brewers in Clapham! Proudly serving the LGBTQIA+ community since 1981, the legendary Two Brewers has been at the heart of London’s gay scene for 40 years. One of the capital’s most famous drag cabaret venues, the iconic show bar and club hosts fabulous, glitter-filled cabaret extravaganzas, and my bosom is just percolating with humility, honour, and a little chafing knowing we get to perform alongside these icons. It will be something to behold!

Be sure to follow us on instagram: @lacucinacabaret, and our Facebook event too to get all the tantalising teasers that will certain make your mouth moist. I know I am

Keep your eyes peeled, my chick-a-dees!

At your cervix,

Deep Violet

Hello My Chick-a-dees!

Already at 25% with the crowdfunding?! You do know how to make an ol' broad feel titillated! 

Seamus has been sashaying around London trying looking at venues that will hold in all my curves, nooks, and crannies. It's a full time job, bless their heart, but by the end of the week you'll know exactly where we'll be #intimate.

Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Instagram, and you catch a glimpse of some tasty bits, and I don't mean just me. 

Keep on smashing the pledges and you can smash me....I mean see me in all my glory, and I promise I won't disappoint. 

Inappropriately yours,

Deep Violet